Since it’s football season--as Rush Limbaugh fans and critics alike may have noticed--I’ve, yet again, been yearning for a team to come and make a home in LA. We need an expansion team this time; our own bundles of joy and mayhem, not some other city’s leftovers.
Let’s see. What should we call this mythical LA football juggernaut?
The LA Predators.
The LA Running Men.
The LA Terminators.
Oh, wait! Here’s the best one: the LA Barbarians. That would suit us just fine. Riotous it would be.