Understatement alert: this is just a bit extreme. Just give him the boot.
When I found out that my ex-husband was behaving in a manner not conducive to marital bliss, I simply served him…with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Actually, it was just with divorce papers. Though I would occasionally joke about killing him, I would have never dreamed of actually doing so or physically maiming him like the aggrieved (and criminal) Kenyan wives in the article. But then, I’m only half Kenyan.
(Thanks to Straight White Guy)