Now here’s a reason to nominate Howard Dean as the Democrat candidate, maybe even to elect him:
Jan. 27 - North Korean dictator Kim Jung-Il got his first glimpse of Democratic presidential hopeful Howard Dean on the evening of the Iowa caucuses last week and is now “terrified” by the former Vermont governor, associates of Kim revealed today.
According to those sources, the ruthless North Korean had spent a long, hard day reprocessing nuclear fuel rods and was looking for something relaxing to watch on TV when Dean first appeared on the screen, delivering his bizarre post-Iowa concession speech.
As Dean built to a crescendo, Kim appeared alarmed and agitated, the sources said. “Who is that madman?” the madman reportedly asked.
According to one of Kim’s aides, “There’s only one way to describe the look on Kim’s face when he was watching Dean: pure, unadulterated terror.”
Kim’s every waking moment is now haunted by his fear of Howard Dean, the aide revealed. “At night, Kim gets out of bed and wanders the hallways in his pajamas, muttering Dean’s name,” the aide said. “Dean really gives him the willies.”
Deploy Howlin' Howard Dean's weapon of aural destruction to the Far East ASAP!
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