There’s nothing more annoying for an old bag like me than to see an older, richer bag splashed all over the TV news channels 24 hours per day for two days. Enough with Martha Stewart already! She’s will to do her five-month stint in the junior-flip Big House for one reason alone: her lack of humility. Her arrogance got her in trouble and it continues to set her in a bad light. (No matter how apt the comparison, never mention yourself and Nelson Mandela in the same sentence to the media.) If she has handlers either she doesn’t listen to them or they stink.
You may have fashion, design, cooking and monetary sense, Martha, but if you had any strategic sense, you’d shut up, get your sour-looking face off my TV and go do your time.
And come home and throw a smoking Christmas party.