Is there a woman in Hollywood, besides Beyonce Knowles, that still has her original face? I didn't recognize Renee Zellweger or Drew Barrymore at all. They both used to be attractive.
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Magic Johnson Theater interviews: Chris is in deep trouble now. ROTFL!
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Rock's Tim Robbins intro: "...boring us with his politics..." Very nice, Chris.
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UPDATE: More, maybe. It's getting quite boring.
UPDATE: LOL! One of the nominees for "Best Short Film" was asleep when they announced his name and put the camera on him. I'm feeling it.
UPDATE: Rock: "Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her an hour ago." Oprah's look was priceless.
UPDATE: Sean Combs, formerly known as P-Diddy, formerly know as Puff Daddy. formerly known as Sean Combs utters a totally fake sounding line about his alleged inner child.
Now, come on. Beyonce is an excellent singer and a beautiful lady, but would no one else sing the Oscar-nominated songs?
Oh, great. Princess. I can never look at him without thinking of the guy who does an (excellent) impression of him in SNL.
Hey, that was the best "speech" yet (not Prince's)!
UPDATE: Hillary Swank gets the Best Actress Oscar! She should also get an award for being one of the few actresses who looks like a real person.
UPDATE: Jamie Foxx. No surprise, but it's still nice....come on, guy get it over with...Great Sidney Poitier impersonation!...Okay, it wasn't that bad. :-)
UPDATE: Million Dollar Baby gets Best Director (Clint Eastwood) and Best Picture. Hey, who doesn't like Clint? I giggled last week when he seemed to intimidate one Bill O'Reilly on the Factor. It was also nice to see that, when Clint mentioned his mother in his Best Director acceptance speech, she was still kickin' and sitting in the audience (and looking pretty good for ninety-six).
Eastwood's Baby has caught a lot of flack for certain aspects of its plot. Unfortunately, I know the ending, though I haven't seen it. But I'm still inclined to check it out. I may file a review here.
UPDATE: Tim Robbins responds to Chris Rock's little dig.
UPDATE:
La Shawn wasn't impressed.
The Anchoress liked the dresses.
And Ann Althouse cracks me up.
(Thanks to Michelle Malkin)
