Look out Europe! Here comes Mikey!
Michael Jackson (search) has been acquitted of all of the charges against him, including molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor in 2003, conspiring to hold the boy and his family captive to get them to rebut a damaging television documentary and administering alcohol to enable child molestation.Jackson said that, if he was acquited, he'd move to Europe. It's probably for the best, except for the Europeans.
Steve H. thinks the verdict is due to too many women present on the jury, that estrogen makes us "soft-hearted." You can tell Steve isn't around women that often.

