Remember the terrorist who crisped himself while trying to blow up Glasgow airport? Well, to the surprise of many observers, he’s still alive—sort of—and in a coma.
DOCTORS are to use skin made from SHARKS to treat the terror suspect horrifically burned in the Glasgow Airport attack.While it would be poetically just were the doctors put pig skin on him, shark skin for that breathing carcass would be just as metaphorically perfect. However, they ought to let the monster die; not because he’s suffered enough, but because the British taxpayers’ monies could be put to better use.
Surgeons struggling to save Kafeel Ahmed, 27, have turned to a revolutionary treatment.
The expensive process involves a skin substitute made from shark cartilage and cow tendons. A source said: “Ahmed is being treated with these grafts because there is nothing left on his body that can be used.”
The Glasgow Royal Infirmary insider added: “He is receiving the latest technology to try to heal the skin — but there is still little hope of him surviving.
“In the past, pig skin was used to treat severe burns, but the shark skin treatment is used now.”
(Thanks to Hot Air)