"The reports that you provide to us really require the willing suspension of disbelief..."
--Senator Hillary Clinton to General David Petraeus following his Iraq progress report submitted to the US Senate on September 11, 2007.
Clinton & Co. need to explain.But they won't; it's not required in order to win--at least not yet.
UPDATE: The general responds: "Hey, Chica; you voted for the war and asked for a report!" Well, he didn't use those words exactly (click for video).
(Thanks to Don Surber)