My very first one act play...
Democrat: You’re racists!
Republican: No, we’re not!
Democrat: Then why’d you bring up the topic of race?
Republican: We didn’t bring up the topic, you did!
Democrat: That’s because we knew you were thinking about it.
Republican: Wait. You just accused us of bring up the race topic. You lied.
Democrat: Your racism got me so angry that I got confused.
Republican: That seems to be a chronic problem for you.
Democrat: See? You all are racists!
Republican: What did that have to do with race?
Democrat: You think black people are confused!
Republican: But, but, but…you’re white!
Democrat: I’m going to tell everybody how racist you Republicans are and we’re going vote for Obama because of you racists!