Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt told The Daily Caller Wednesday that he had a right to publish a fake image of conservative commentator S.E. Cupp engaging in a sex act.
Look, I've been known to post fart jokes and cleavage pics so maybe I'm not the best guy to say this, but whatever: The American Left is populated by the intellectual equivalent of a third grade remedial Play-Doh class.
You doubt my hypothesis? Go watch your kid play with his classmates for about twenty minutes. Inevitably, the girls of the class will get picked on by the boys. The thing is, the boys aren't teasing the girls because they dislike them. More often than not, they're making fun of the girls because they really like them, but can't express themselves properly. As they get closer to their teen years, this behavior only gets worse as the confusion of puberty kicks in.
After you're done observing your son awkwardly try to start a conversation with his middle school crush by shoving her off the swing set, examine how liberals have reacted to Michelle Malkin, Laura Ingraham, Sarah Palin and now SE Cupp. It's the same behavior, only less mature.
Conservative woman: "I believe that gun control is wrong."
Liberal: "YOU CAN CONTROL MY GUN ANYTIME, LADY!!!!! AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?!?!?!"
Conservative woman: "I am against abortion."
Liberal: "HAHAHA!!! YOU LOVE BABIES!!!! WHAT DO WANNA DO MARRY A BABY?!?!?!? BABY-LOVER!!!!!"
Conservative woman: "I think Barack Obama is not a good president."
Liberal" "OMG--BOOBIES!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!! BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES!!!! LOLZOR!!!!! BOOOOOOOBIES!!!!"
Too much sass-talk from the women-folk give liberals a wicked headache.
Why, it's almost like leftists just can't handle strong women expressing themselves or something.
No. That can't be it. They always insist that they believe in equality. Naturally, they show their love for the ladies by not paying them the same as men.
As for SE Cupp, getting attacked by a rolling bag of slime like Larry Flynt is horrible. But she has one very large advantage over Larry Flynt: She's not Larry Flynt.
Hustler got a vicious little cheap shot in on one of their political enemies. I hope the Hustler Photoshop super-geniuses savor their tiny pointless victory. At least Cupp will still have a viable business model in five years. Unlike Larry Flynt's flailing soon-to-be-bankrupt sleaze outfit, Cupp's talent and brains aren't going out of style.